Wayne Pumphrey and the Classy Scarf
Just got home from the Lionel Hampton Jazz Festival. Had a great time, of which I'll write more later. One thing happened that I need to write about first. Friday morning Wayne Pumphrey walked out of his motel room and handed me a scarf, asking if I knew who's it was. His words were, "Someone left this really nice scarf at rehearsal last night. Do you know if it's Chris or Matt's? They're classy guys." Am I a bum? Do I not deserve even an honorable mention next to Chris and Matt? Do I look that bad? Did it cross anyone's mind that the scarf could have been mine?It wasn't mine. It was Matt's. But I did put on a sport coat after that and ask Wayne if it was classy enough. He said that I needed a scarf to go with it. So I ask you, faithful reader. On a scale of 1-10, how would your rate my class? 1 being no class and 10 being ______(I'm trying to think of the most classy person in the world, but I don't know who that would be.)
And on another note, what makes something classy?
Welp, see ya later.
posted by Tim Oas @ 10:18 PM
2 Comments:
I think you can rate pretty high on the classy scale -- but in case nobody told you, black converse have a way of deducting 5 "class" points...still, they may be worth 2 "cool" points.
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